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“David Bowie just seems like a classy guy. You know…when he’s not in those pants.” - Scott
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“Put my beard down, Ethan, you don’t have permission.” -Scott
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“Ethan, what kind of cheese did you want?” -Scott
“Bacon.” -Ethan -
“What are you starring so intently at, Livvy?” -Scott
“Stupid people.” -Me
“Don’t stare too hard, you’ll become one of them.” -Scott -
“Tomato, you’re not Mountain Dew.” -Scott
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“What’s a table?” -Scott
“It’s like a much larger TV tray that’s less portable.” -Scott -
“Wouldn’t it be awesome if they made 3D printers that could print food?” -Scott
“….Like a replicator?” -Me -
“Are they the first to win gold since…?” -Ethan
“1996.” -Me
“That’s almost as long as I’ve been alive!” -Ethan
“You’ve never been alive.” -Me
“I’m confused by your statement, Liv.” -Scott
“Have you ever actually checked him for a pulse?” -Me
“Uh…well no….” -Scott -
“I want to write a book titled ‘Christmas Money Nazi’.” -Scott
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“You know what I would seriously consider watching? Senior Olympics. I mean, just the likelihood of a heart attack would make it worth watching.” -Scott
